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Top Ten Worst Halloween ‘Candies’

Even though I live right across from my daughter’s school I still only get less than a dozen trick or treaters each year. Even so I’m glad that we care enough not to give away any of the items on this list although we do give out packets of President’s Choice Extra Creamy Hot Chocolate. It’s still chocolate, right?

Top Ten Worst Halloween ‘Candies’ | Serious Eats

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H.P. Lovecraft describes Pot of Gold Chocolates?

H. P.White Chocolate Truffle

What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue? The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle’s complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.

Coconut Creme Swirl

They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!

Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter.

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